Thursday, June 01, 2006

Horse hatred

Comments about Rosemary's unhappy encounter with horse:

Sister Jo-Ann: "Stay off horses. They just want to kill humans."

Sister Kate: "I've been horse-back riding twice. They were among the two worst experiences of my life."

Colleague Eldina: "Oh dear. You should not have gone. Bosnian horses are like Bosnian men. Stay away."

Boss Drew: "Horses here are not well-trained."

Colleague Boki: "Bosnia is not well known for horse riding."

And the best line -- from fellow victim Ann Posner: "The Ole Gray Mare ain't what she used to be, and I'm not talking about the horse."

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